To get my contact details, please evaluate any of the expressions below.

JavaScript

'ȸȒѭȷׇֽԐГթөƍאȸǝʄԇː֡Ӊ̆нԑįֹժљ̒֒Оʂ'
  .split('')
  .map(v => (v.charCodeAt(0) - 244).toString(36))
  .map((v,i,a) => i % 2 ? '' : v + a[i+1])
  .join('')
  .match(/.{6}/g)
  .map(v => parseInt(v, 36))
  .flatMap(n => [0,1,2,3].map(p => n >> 8*p & 0xff))
  .map(n => String.fromCharCode(n))
  .join('')

C

/* #include <stdint.h> */

(char*)((uint64_t[5]){
  0x656d206c69616d65,
  0x6874616d20746120,
  0x696c6c7562407369,
  0x7665642e7265676e
})

Haskell

-- import Data.Char

map (toLower . chr . fromIntegral . (+31)) $
  takeWhile (>0)
    [0x11e1936af5b6e165ddbf291eeb98576f75ac5652b2cb4272
      `div` (59^x) `mod` 59
     | x <- [0..]]